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I cant feel you.
I cant hear you.
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Showing posts with label Darkside. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darkside. Show all posts
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
^$&#&#&#&#$%@#%!%^)&da
I hate this fucking shithole of a job!!!
If anyone asks me what do I do next time, I wont say I'm a scientist. Wasted my fucking time learning useless shit.
Hi I'm Jun. Full time male escort. What am I doing here with you guys? Time is money. Ciao.
If anyone asks me what do I do next time, I wont say I'm a scientist. Wasted my fucking time learning useless shit.
Hi I'm Jun. Full time male escort. What am I doing here with you guys? Time is money. Ciao.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Kau hancurkan aku
What more do I have to do?
or
What did I do up to this point?
Perhaps I have not done enough,
but I know I've done something.
No footprints?
No influence?
No acknowledgment?
Is this how its going to be?
So many nights wasted.
The words come out without a trace of sincerity. Aku halalkan.
Tetapi sikapmu menghancurkan aku.
Kau membunuhku
Gak bisa aku teruskan hidupku.
or
What did I do up to this point?
Perhaps I have not done enough,
but I know I've done something.
No footprints?
No influence?
No acknowledgment?
Is this how its going to be?
So many nights wasted.
The words come out without a trace of sincerity. Aku halalkan.
Tetapi sikapmu menghancurkan aku.
Kau membunuhku
Gak bisa aku teruskan hidupku.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Bazzzinngggg
Cibai kia Chris Brown. Tiu lei lou mo ke cau hai. If the concert is rescheduled to a date that I cant go, mark my words, your uppance will come!
Oh good morning earthlings.
Nothing much to update except maybe post some photos of anything random.
Yes all three parked like that today. Are you guys retarded fucks?
You have motorcycles for fuck sake. If you dont know how to park a motorcycle, dont own one. I thought if you worked for a German company Continental Sime Tyres (oh, nah, you're still half Malaysian i.e. half retarded) you would know how to park your motorcycle.
Pukimak learn how to park you fucking morons!
Oh good morning earthlings.
Nothing much to update except maybe post some photos of anything random.
Yes all three parked like that today. Are you guys retarded fucks?
You have motorcycles for fuck sake. If you dont know how to park a motorcycle, dont own one. I thought if you worked for a German company Continental Sime Tyres (oh, nah, you're still half Malaysian i.e. half retarded) you would know how to park your motorcycle.
Pukimak learn how to park you fucking morons!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
no more light
I hope it ends one day.
Continue on sleeping for a thousand years.
Never wake up.
I feel no hope.
Feel no strength.
Theres no more light.
Just a freight train coming my way.
Continue on sleeping for a thousand years.
Never wake up.
I feel no hope.
Feel no strength.
Theres no more light.
Just a freight train coming my way.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Who stole my bag
You see the top of the bike, just behind the handle bars, (the red part of the body)
Thats the petrol tank. Now the body is obviously made of metal and therefore you can stick a magnet on it......that magnet is connected to....
.......this bag. Its magnetic.
And guess what.....
......Someone (most likely from Continental Sime Tyres buidling) decides to steal my bag. Yes it was on my bike from 8-5.30pm Thursday 9 October 2008.
The bag was empty. The only reason I brought it is because I used it to carry some kuih raya that I brought to work.
Now its gone.
And dont say "hey, at least your wallet and valuables are not there"
Coz the bag is worth Rm 240.
Most probably a Malay or Indian stole it.
Chinese dont steal, they cheat, but they dont steal. They have more honour than that.
Indians a bit more likely. As they dont earn much. Most of them travel by bike anyway. So they probably would want to have something like this.
Malays the most likely. Why?
Coz
1. Malays dont need to steal. They WANT to steal. Even though they know they can earn stuff like this but they want it all without putting effort. Its called curi makan (curi tulang, oh well same thing)
2. The person is in the building, it wont be a chinese, coz why would the chinese ride motorcycles, they can afford Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans apa.
3. 19/20 of motorcyclists in the building are Malays.
(And obviously the person is a motorcycle rider coz a car driver wont know how much the bag is worth)
So to that mamat, pakcik, minah, if you did steal it:
I hope you get syphilis in your nose and diaorhea in your mouth for the next 70 years. And hope your mom is damned to hell swallowing on satans pus.
Thank you.
Thats the petrol tank. Now the body is obviously made of metal and therefore you can stick a magnet on it......that magnet is connected to....
.......this bag. Its magnetic.And guess what.....
......Someone (most likely from Continental Sime Tyres buidling) decides to steal my bag. Yes it was on my bike from 8-5.30pm Thursday 9 October 2008.The bag was empty. The only reason I brought it is because I used it to carry some kuih raya that I brought to work.
Now its gone.
And dont say "hey, at least your wallet and valuables are not there"
Coz the bag is worth Rm 240.
Most probably a Malay or Indian stole it.
Chinese dont steal, they cheat, but they dont steal. They have more honour than that.
Indians a bit more likely. As they dont earn much. Most of them travel by bike anyway. So they probably would want to have something like this.
Malays the most likely. Why?
Coz
1. Malays dont need to steal. They WANT to steal. Even though they know they can earn stuff like this but they want it all without putting effort. Its called curi makan (curi tulang, oh well same thing)
2. The person is in the building, it wont be a chinese, coz why would the chinese ride motorcycles, they can afford Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans apa.
3. 19/20 of motorcyclists in the building are Malays.
(And obviously the person is a motorcycle rider coz a car driver wont know how much the bag is worth)
So to that mamat, pakcik, minah, if you did steal it:
I hope you get syphilis in your nose and diaorhea in your mouth for the next 70 years. And hope your mom is damned to hell swallowing on satans pus.
Thank you.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Sedih
Sampaikan salam buat semua
Salam terakhir salam teristimewa
Kepada kau yang tersayang
Pada teman yang ku kenang
Pemergian ku ini tak dirancang
Usah bertanya mengapa aku
Mengucap salam terakhir kepada mu
Kerna waktu berputaran
Bimbang tak berkesempatan
Melahirkan kerinduan terhadapmu
Demi sebuah kenyataan
Yang amat menyakitkan
Aku yang tidak berdaya
Hanya berserah padaNya
Salam akhir
Salam yang teristimewa
KepadaNya ku memohon keampunan
MelaluiNya ku beri kemaafan
Kepadamu
Andainya aku punya waktu
Masih ku ingin mengulangi semula
Saat indah bersama mu
Sayang tak berkesempatan
Abadikan saja salam ku di ingatan
Salam ku yang terakhir
Salam terakhir salam teristimewa
Kepada kau yang tersayang
Pada teman yang ku kenang
Pemergian ku ini tak dirancang
Usah bertanya mengapa aku
Mengucap salam terakhir kepada mu
Kerna waktu berputaran
Bimbang tak berkesempatan
Melahirkan kerinduan terhadapmu
Demi sebuah kenyataan
Yang amat menyakitkan
Aku yang tidak berdaya
Hanya berserah padaNya
Salam akhir
Salam yang teristimewa
KepadaNya ku memohon keampunan
MelaluiNya ku beri kemaafan
Kepadamu
Andainya aku punya waktu
Masih ku ingin mengulangi semula
Saat indah bersama mu
Sayang tak berkesempatan
Abadikan saja salam ku di ingatan
Salam ku yang terakhir
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
On malaysian drivers skills
Its monday morning
and I hate mondays
.
.
.
.
Need to bitch a little bit
First of all I dont know what I ate a couple of nites ago but my stomach is aching. I dont think its due to gastric response coz why only now?? Feels like something is biting the lower bit of the tummy. This is also causing my stomach to be hideously bloating. MCB.
For some reason today there were more idiots on the motorcycle lane.
Ada yang slow macam siput babi,
ada yg bawak macam dia punya jalan.
translation
There were some as slow as pig snails,
and there were some who ride like they own the road.
To the freaking slow brahders,
please
please
please
keep to the left most as possible. Did you learn this while taking your bike exam 200 years ago?
I dont think you did. And I doubt if you bribed your examinor because its not possible when you take your motorcycle licence.
FYI In Malaysia we practice paying a little sum (read= bribe) of money to your driving examininor so that you can pass the exam and obtain a licence to drive like a typical asian driver (read =No brains but still wanna drive cars).
To foreigners reading this please dont be alarmed, in Malaysia we practice the motto "Malaysia Boleh!"
Translation = "anything goes!"
Juneo's guide to negotiating a roundabout.
Did you know that you cannot enter a roundabout when there are cars on it towards your right hand side?
In cases where there are heavy traffic, you MUST GIVE WAY TO THOSE ON YOUR RIGHT OF THE ROUNDABOUT.
(stupid woman this morning completely ignored this rule. If I didnt give way to her, I will be dead already because I'm on a bike and god forbid the bitch to notice anyone on two wheels even though I have shown my intentions by using my indicators. Do you know what that is? Its the levers on the left or right of your steering wheel. No they arent chopsticks you dim wit)
Imagine 3 lanes entering a roundabout.
The right lane is used when you want to do a 3 oclock turn and a 6 oclock turn.
The middle lane is used when you want to do a 12 oclock or 3 oclock.
The left lane is used ONLY FOR 9 OCLOCK TURNS!
why cant you understand that you dumb Malaysians?
Tell me why would you enter from the left lane, to do a 6 oclock turn?????
Notice the roundabout has 3 lanes ENTERING, 2 lanes ON the roundabout.
3 ----> 2???
Therefore if you are on the left most lane you cannot be using the roundabout other than to turn left. Kan nin na bu eh.
If I had 1 single superhero ability it is to banish all imcompetent drivers on the road.
and I hate mondays
.
.
.
.
Need to bitch a little bit
First of all I dont know what I ate a couple of nites ago but my stomach is aching. I dont think its due to gastric response coz why only now?? Feels like something is biting the lower bit of the tummy. This is also causing my stomach to be hideously bloating. MCB.
For some reason today there were more idiots on the motorcycle lane.
Ada yang slow macam siput babi,
ada yg bawak macam dia punya jalan.
translation
There were some as slow as pig snails,
and there were some who ride like they own the road.
To the freaking slow brahders,
please
please
please
keep to the left most as possible. Did you learn this while taking your bike exam 200 years ago?
I dont think you did. And I doubt if you bribed your examinor because its not possible when you take your motorcycle licence.
FYI In Malaysia we practice paying a little sum (read= bribe) of money to your driving examininor so that you can pass the exam and obtain a licence to drive like a typical asian driver (read =No brains but still wanna drive cars).
To foreigners reading this please dont be alarmed, in Malaysia we practice the motto "Malaysia Boleh!"
Translation = "anything goes!"
Juneo's guide to negotiating a roundabout.
Did you know that you cannot enter a roundabout when there are cars on it towards your right hand side?
In cases where there are heavy traffic, you MUST GIVE WAY TO THOSE ON YOUR RIGHT OF THE ROUNDABOUT.
(stupid woman this morning completely ignored this rule. If I didnt give way to her, I will be dead already because I'm on a bike and god forbid the bitch to notice anyone on two wheels even though I have shown my intentions by using my indicators. Do you know what that is? Its the levers on the left or right of your steering wheel. No they arent chopsticks you dim wit)
Imagine 3 lanes entering a roundabout.
The right lane is used when you want to do a 3 oclock turn and a 6 oclock turn.
The middle lane is used when you want to do a 12 oclock or 3 oclock.
The left lane is used ONLY FOR 9 OCLOCK TURNS!
why cant you understand that you dumb Malaysians?
Tell me why would you enter from the left lane, to do a 6 oclock turn?????
Notice the roundabout has 3 lanes ENTERING, 2 lanes ON the roundabout.
3 ----> 2???
Therefore if you are on the left most lane you cannot be using the roundabout other than to turn left. Kan nin na bu eh.
If I had 1 single superhero ability it is to banish all imcompetent drivers on the road.
Friday, August 22, 2008
#%#^$
Fucking pissed!
what the fuck
and why the fuck!
would you even consider making suggestions and plans if you yourself cannot contribute?
Picture this
a discussion goes on:
A: Oooh lets donate blood. It would be great if we can get about 100 people.
B: Thats awesome! How about we go in groups, and you can help get your guys as well.
A: oh I cant, I'll be busy that day.
#%^$^#&#^%
or this
A: hey lets all go out! party hard out till we drop. Can you help grab some people so we get good numbers?
B: cool! where to? Can you help take us there?
A: Oh I dont have a car.
%#^$^%$&#%&
Aku dah nak meletup. Sorry no can do meego. You talk the talk, therefore you have to walk the walk. (or however it goes I dont fucking care)
what the fuck
and why the fuck!
would you even consider making suggestions and plans if you yourself cannot contribute?
Picture this
a discussion goes on:
A: Oooh lets donate blood. It would be great if we can get about 100 people.
B: Thats awesome! How about we go in groups, and you can help get your guys as well.
A: oh I cant, I'll be busy that day.
#%^$^#&#^%
or this
A: hey lets all go out! party hard out till we drop. Can you help grab some people so we get good numbers?
B: cool! where to? Can you help take us there?
A: Oh I dont have a car.
%#^$^%$&#%&
Aku dah nak meletup. Sorry no can do meego. You talk the talk, therefore you have to walk the walk. (or however it goes I dont fucking care)
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
ma hai
BABIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
1st of all
why couldnt this have been finalised a week ago?
We were told that we can have buses to take us from SDTC to Guoman Port Dickson.
Then at 8.30 am Tuesday, 30 hours b4 departure you tell us we need to get ourselves there by carpooling? Do you know how difficult it is to gather 50 ppl and agree on who's to drive and who to go with who? Ma hai.
A week before you tell us we need to present on our projects and plans for 2008-2009. 1st of all, you want US to decide what we want to do for research and development. But if YOU aren't convinced and don't like the idea you can shoot US down? Can you step up and guide us to a direction. Fucking sick of it.
Another unrelated to work note:
Damn it why is it always like this? Suka sangat ke nak carik gaduh ngan aku? Sebab ape, ko suka menang kan? Sebab aku selalu mengaku kalah betul tak? Kalau aku salah, ingat ape, kena ikut ko aje? Macam anjing kutuk tau tak.
Hebat la ko. Aku dah tak sudi jadi binatang peliharaan enko. Percayalah, aku dah lain. Tak macam dulu. pukimak.
1st of all
why couldnt this have been finalised a week ago?
We were told that we can have buses to take us from SDTC to Guoman Port Dickson.
Then at 8.30 am Tuesday, 30 hours b4 departure you tell us we need to get ourselves there by carpooling? Do you know how difficult it is to gather 50 ppl and agree on who's to drive and who to go with who? Ma hai.
A week before you tell us we need to present on our projects and plans for 2008-2009. 1st of all, you want US to decide what we want to do for research and development. But if YOU aren't convinced and don't like the idea you can shoot US down? Can you step up and guide us to a direction. Fucking sick of it.
Another unrelated to work note:
Damn it why is it always like this? Suka sangat ke nak carik gaduh ngan aku? Sebab ape, ko suka menang kan? Sebab aku selalu mengaku kalah betul tak? Kalau aku salah, ingat ape, kena ikut ko aje? Macam anjing kutuk tau tak.
Hebat la ko. Aku dah tak sudi jadi binatang peliharaan enko. Percayalah, aku dah lain. Tak macam dulu. pukimak.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Pilu
Oh! Tuhanku
Mengapakah
Kau bezakan hidupku
Oh! Tuhanku
Mengapakah
Manusia begitu
Mengapa ku disiksa
Mengapa kita bersua
Berjumpa,
Tapi hati menderita.
Kepiluan terasa di kamar hatiku
pedihnya suwaktu daku ditinggalkan kamu.
Semenjak perkenalan kita tidak pula aku sangka bahawa aku akan terpedaya. Segala pertolongan dan perasaan aku ikhlas. Tetapi beginilah nasib apabila hati begitu mudah diambil kesempatan.
Beginilah nasib diriku yang malang
Bila bersua dengan yang calang.
Mengapakah
Kau bezakan hidupku
Oh! Tuhanku
Mengapakah
Manusia begitu
Mengapa ku disiksa
Mengapa kita bersua
Berjumpa,
Tapi hati menderita.
Kepiluan terasa di kamar hatiku
pedihnya suwaktu daku ditinggalkan kamu.
Semenjak perkenalan kita tidak pula aku sangka bahawa aku akan terpedaya. Segala pertolongan dan perasaan aku ikhlas. Tetapi beginilah nasib apabila hati begitu mudah diambil kesempatan.
Beginilah nasib diriku yang malang
Bila bersua dengan yang calang.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
..
tonight i sleep with a heavy heart.
my eyes wet from the tears that part
Should I sleep forever,
thank you, you have made my life a lil better
my eyes wet from the tears that part
Should I sleep forever,
thank you, you have made my life a lil better
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
..
Should I die tonight,
Tilt my head towards the light,
For where I am, darkness looms,
Damned forever in eternal gloom
Tilt my head towards the light,
For where I am, darkness looms,
Damned forever in eternal gloom
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
...
She has beautiful silky hair
But I hate her.
She has playful round eyes
But I hate her.
She has a curvy spankable hiney
But I hate her.
She has gorgeous full breasts
But I hate her.
Her jaw line is a work of art
But I hate her
Her smile can sink a thousand ships (lame I know)
But I hate her.
Her laughter echoes the sound of heavens
But I hate her.
But I hate her.
She has playful round eyes
But I hate her.
She has a curvy spankable hiney
But I hate her.
She has gorgeous full breasts
But I hate her.
Her jaw line is a work of art
But I hate her
Her smile can sink a thousand ships (lame I know)
But I hate her.
Her laughter echoes the sound of heavens
But I hate her.
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