Stranger: Is Dzul your brother? Couldnt believe it. he is soooo handsome.
Jun: yeah he is. married with 2 kids.
Stranger: oh too bad then. but i can still try.
Jun: haha. but I'm available. :)
Stranger: Call me!
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Stranger: Hello. you didnt call me.
Jun: oh was i supposed to call you immediately?
Stranger: why not?
Jun: ..........
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Stranger: was looking at your bro facebook. he's soooo handsome.
Jun: yeah he is.
Stranger: So should i give it a try?
Jun: nah, he 's loyal.
Stranger: nah, married men never stay loyal.
Jun: with a wife like that, he'll be loyal forever.
Stranger: Why?
jun: She's hot!!
Stranger: so am I not hot? You dont find me attractive?
Jun: i didnt say that.
Stranger: But thats what you meant.
Jun: I said she's hot and my brother wont cheat on a woman like that.
Stranger: sigh. okay. Thought of having a threesome with you and him.
jun: ............................................(about to puke). maybe ....but not with my brother.
Stranger: why?
jun (oh kill me already)
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