Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The birthday Girl


XOXOXOXOX
Love you nads,
this is how we picture you everytime your name comes up.

iFeliz Cumplean~os

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Nadia Ho Quin Li
(my bestest bestest friend in the world) !!!!!!!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Nur Regina Rahim
(my sister in law who turns 21 today) !!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Jun's tips on car washing.

Each step will have an explanation.
Steps in uppercase letters is a must.


1. Pressure washer - used to blast off dried up gunk and mud stuck on the car. This is so you dont contaminate your sponge. Pressure washers save a lot of water.
(my washer uses 360 Litres/ hour. That means 3.6 Litres in 6 minutes.
I only use the washer for 6 minutes anyway.)

2. If you got no pressure washer, use a hose and try your best to remove the stuck on gunk with your palms. Human palms can feel dirt alot better than a sponge would. And please, dont rub and scrub, just lightly run over the dirt.

3. ALWAYS USE 2 BUCKETS. 1 BUCKET FOR SOAP WATER, 1 BUCKET FOR PLAIN WATER. RINSE OFF THE SPONGE AFTER EACH CAR PANEL IN THE PLAIN WATER TO REMOVE DIRT. THEN GO BACK TO THE SOAP WATER.

4. ALWAYS BE LIBERAL WITH THE SOAP. lubricity is the key. plain water is like sandpaper to a car.

5. DO NOT WASH IN CIRCLES. You dont want circle scratches or swirls to form.

6. when you pick up more soap, do not slosh your sponge on the bottom of the bucket. only take the top part. (any dirt has dropped to the bottom)

7. Dont use the last 1/5 of your soap bucket. (any dirt has dropped to the bottom) I know you waste a bit of water here, but you can use this for something else. washing your tyres for example.

8. NEVER EVER RUB ANY STAINS OR STUCK ON DIRT WITH THE SPONGE. YOU WANNA DIE AH!? SMACK YOU THEN YOU KNOW.

9. ALWAYS RINSE the SOAP OFF WITH PLAIN WATER to get soap off.

10. ALWAYS DRY YOUR CAR AFTER THAT TO PREVENT WATER SPOTS.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Lifeless

You're not there.

I cant feel you.

I cant hear you.

I cant see you.

Persediaan membunuh diri.

Selamat tinggal dunia.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Lets do a little math

The average user who flushes a toilet, uses about 3 gallons (11 litres) per flush.

Assuming that person uses his/her toilet at home 3 times a day that equals 33 litres.
If there are 5 people in that house,
the house would consume

165 L of water per day.

Now at worse case scenario, the people in that house are home 365 days a year,
the house would consume

60225 L water /year

Forget 1 household.

There are more than 20 million Malaysians in this country. Not including illegal workers.

The average household can do their part in saving water, by catching water in buckets when it rains. Rainwater isnt particularly clean, but who needs clean water just to flush the loo?




Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Double take

As I sat outside Shah Alam Convention Center Mall watching the mall patrons walk by, I sat waiting for my friend to arrive. Its nice to see store promoters having little romantic walks on their breaks with the next door restaurant waiter, hardly an uncommon sight. Its really amazing how matches are made in malls. (wtf)

I waited for my friend for quite some time but just thinking about the days events while ideas of my future flowed. In the corner of my eye, about 30 yards away I saw an elegant woman walking across the road.

She was dressed really well so perhaps she was there for an evening of window shopping. She wore a knee length cloudy gray skirt paired with a small black top accentuating her curves. Her shoes were of a simple design, but complemented her slender figure. Her hair bounced with her each step tickling the back of her neck as where it stopped flowing. Soft blond highlights gave her hair extra character.
She looked quite magnificent.

I have always admired a gorgeous lady in corporate working attire. Something about the style they exude, the air of confidence about them is quite attractive.

I returned to thoughts in my mind contemplating my future. But my instincts told me to glance at the woman again.

She was my friend.
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I have to start making sure I dont check out people I already know.

I cant be here too long

Is there anyone willing to sponsor my ever so gorgeous friend Ng Hui Mei to go for Yoga teacher training?

She's smart, wacky, cute,
loves my little pony
performs amazing feats of contorsions (how to spell wtf?)
feisty,

caring towards animals,
copywrites for small time/big time companies,

please leave me an email at junbecks at gmail dot com

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

^$&#&#&#&#$%@#%!%^)&da

I hate this fucking shithole of a job!!!

If anyone asks me what do I do next time, I wont say I'm a scientist. Wasted my fucking time learning useless shit.

Hi I'm Jun. Full time male escort. What am I doing here with you guys? Time is money. Ciao.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

An important question

Anyone a HUGE fan of Jay Chou and is a VIP member of the official jay-2-u club?

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Just Detailed. Yummy.

http://hotshinecity.blogspot.com

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Marsupial Park