You should write books Jamie

http://chubbyzebra.wordpress.com/2008/07/04/eggtastrophe/

a snippet
"No one cooked me a soft boiled egg when I was last home! And I was there for a whole month! This is how my dog treats me after an entire decade of belly rubs and cuddles (sometimes, I even returned the favour too)."



I'd be your one one of many fans who come to you and ask for an autograph but then again I have a camera phone anyway and a picture is lots more fun than a John Hancock.
*click*
As if you famous writers have nothing better to do *grins*