Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Wtf part 2

I'm sure some one you may be looking for an update on the sex-starved-3some-lovin perverted girl.

stranger: call me okay. my number is 012 375 3033

jun: sure.

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(something is not right. i mean, i know there are a heck of alot of horny girls out there, but this?? stranger sex AND incest??? you gotta be kidding?.....my alarms were blaring non stop)
...i decided to sms her instead.


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SOme time later in the night
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stranger: oh hello handsome. you want threesome ke?

jun: erm..no. Thats you.

stranger: yup, with your brother.

jun: i told you a billion times, forget it la. He's married. hmmm where do you work?

Stranger: So is that your gf on your facebook?

Jun: No, but thats my good friend.

Stranger: hmm.. you have Ess eee exx often?

Jun: er.......I've been single for a very long time. The last time was....$^%&% (not really)

Stranger: OOWHHH??? waaaaah so long?????????

Jun: doesnt matter. So who do you work for?

Stranger: Have you had a 3some before?

Jun: no. Have you?

Stranger: yah many times. Its fun.

Jun: Ic. glad you enjoy it. Which company do you work for again?

Stranger: mumble mumble %%% insurance group.

Jun: oooh ic. never heard of it. *shrug*

Stranger: Do you have a big one?

Jun: erk...dont know really, i guess i've never compared.

Stranger: huuhhh?? But dont you watch porn?

Jun: porn isnt real. By definition they are actors and the job criteria must have large penis.

Stranger: oh yeah. Where do you download porn?

Jun: (okay confirm 95% already this is pondan -tranny 1. keep asking about porn and 2. the voice change already)
I cant tell you where i download. you have to find that out yourself.

Stranger: wheer???? tell la....

Jun: cannot.



to be continued

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