I'm sure some one you may be looking for an update on the sex-starved-3some-lovin perverted girl.
stranger: call me okay. my number is 012 375 3033
jun: sure.
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(something is not right. i mean, i know there are a heck of alot of horny girls out there, but this?? stranger sex AND incest??? you gotta be kidding?.....my alarms were blaring non stop)
...i decided to sms her instead.
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SOme time later in the night
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stranger: oh hello handsome. you want threesome ke?
jun: erm..no. Thats you.
stranger: yup, with your brother.
jun: i told you a billion times, forget it la. He's married. hmmm where do you work?
Stranger: So is that your gf on your facebook?
Jun: No, but thats my good friend.
Stranger: hmm.. you have Ess eee exx often?
Jun: er.......I've been single for a very long time. The last time was....$^%&% (not really)
Stranger: OOWHHH??? waaaaah so long?????????
Jun: doesnt matter. So who do you work for?
Stranger: Have you had a 3some before?
Jun: no. Have you?
Stranger: yah many times. Its fun.
Jun: Ic. glad you enjoy it. Which company do you work for again?
Stranger: mumble mumble %%% insurance group.
Jun: oooh ic. never heard of it. *shrug*
Stranger: Do you have a big one?
Jun: erk...dont know really, i guess i've never compared.
Stranger: huuhhh?? But dont you watch porn?
Jun: porn isnt real. By definition they are actors and the job criteria must have large penis.
Stranger: oh yeah. Where do you download porn?
Jun: (okay confirm 95% already this is pondan -tranny 1. keep asking about porn and 2. the voice change already)
I cant tell you where i download. you have to find that out yourself.
Stranger: wheer???? tell la....
Jun: cannot.
to be continued
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