An important question

Anyone a HUGE fan of Jay Chou and is a VIP member of the official jay-2-u club?

hulk is here!!!

She's one of my favourite writers now turned blogger.

http://chubbyzebra.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/facetoface/

a snippet

"I swallow hard as the waiter sets the next course on the table.

And gaze at the contents of the platter in trepidation. It gazes back at me in silent reproach.

The roast suckling pig has been halved from snout to tail. It embraces the platter, little trotters sticking out at its sides and mouth frozen in mid-oink. My dining companions lean forward, chopsticks raised in anticipation.

I want to cover the unfortunate piglet’s head with my napkin."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Superhuman

It's not a bird, not a plane
It's my heart and it's going gone away
My only weakness is you, only reason is you
Every minute with you I feel like I can do anything
Going, going I'm gone away! Love!

You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing
To me with your love

I'm feeling all superhuman you did this to me
A superhuman heart beats in me
Nothing can stop me here with you

Indonesian words not usually used in Malay

Some words used in Jakarta in case you dont know what they mean. If all else fails, just speak in English or use whateva international hand signal.
format is
indonesian word = malay word = english word

Es Puter = air kosong =plain water for drinking
Es Jeruk = air oren =orange drink
Senduk = sudu =spoon
Kamar = bilik =room
Kamar Kecil = tandas =toilet

Bapak/pak = encik =mr/sir
Ibu = puan/cik=Miss/maam

Cowok = lelaki=guy
Cewek = perempuan =girl

Enak = sedap = tasty

Parkir =Tempat letak kereta =Parking lot

Nggak =tidak =no

kosong =habis = finished/sold out
pesawat = kapal terbang ==aeroplane

mobil = kereta=car

ayam = chicken
cumi = sotong=squid
bebek = itik =duck

Random

Bidadari berbaju kurung warna merah jambu.
Terpegun plak aku.

so much to do

These next few months will be jam packed with activities.
May as well type out a schedule to I keep track of what I'm doing.


Feb 13: Rihanna's Concert
Feb 14: Detailing Clinic at Selayang
Feb16-22: Perth!

Feb 27 - March 1: Jakarta for Kamal's wedding

Somewhere in April: High Performance Challenge at Sepang International Circuit

Somewhere in May: Singapore, Langkawi, Cameron Highlands, Kuala Selangor.

You're kidding me right?

To: Encik Junaidi,

My name is Lim Si** Y**. I am the student from UPM. Tatday Encik already send a email of status successful 4 me tat SIME DARBY already receive me as trainnee in ur company. Bt my faculty until nw dint receive the offer letter from SIME DARBY. Can Encik resend a offer letter 4 me?
thank you


-copy and pasted directly from my email. No words or typing were edited. (Except for the bold highlighting.)

I'm been tagged. Pffttt

Uh....dont need to go through the rules laaah.

20 things you did or didnt know about me.


1. My first hand phone and handphone number was a gift from my best buddy. Nokia 8210, 016 340 xxxx

2. I cannot eat my burgers or whateva meal and McD's without eating all my fries first.

3. I cannot walk over a covered man hole. I must avoid it even if the cover looks secure.

4. When I was 14 I wanted the barber to cut my hair like David Beckham's hair. He failed.

5. I dont fear cockroaches, but I will kill on sight.

6. When I was 6, a salesgirl in a pasaraya in Johor thought I was a girl. Shows how pretty I was.

7. I am left handed. But will eat, play table tennis,badminton,bowl, dart with my right hand.

8. I can snowboard with either my right foot forward or my left foot forward. (The natural foot is should always be at the back)

9. See also number 3. I cannot walk over a grated drain. I must avoid the grates.

10. I have been stung by a bee 2 times, bitten by a snake 1 time. Mauled by a bear? ....not yet.

11. I have watched the Star Wars episodes (all of them combined) more than a 70 times.

12. My childhood crush was a girl called Nadia. Both of them.

13. I like RED....beeecaaause my faaders car is RED. (familiar?)

14. Italian, Thai, Northern Indian, Korean, American, Mexican food are my favourite. Oh but kerabu mangga is good too.

15. I love Hayden Panettiere, Rihanna, Avril Lavigne and Carrie Underwood. But still love heavy rock legends Metallica.

16. Some have said I bleed motor oil and that I thought Star Wars was a documentary. (hope i dont get sued for this)

17. What do you call an ox with no wrinkles?
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Botox. Thanks Patty.

18. I cant do the asian aaaaaaaiiiikkkkkhhhh ptuuiiiiii!!!! spit.

19. All Michelles and Michelle Tans I know are hot!

20. I onced did bar top dancing in a bar in New Zealand. No just kidding, but just wanted to plant that hideous thought into your head. Bwahahahah.


You have been tagged:

Tan Ching Wuen. :p :p :p

How can mend a broken man,
How do you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining, what makes the world go round?

How can you mend a broken heart?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend, my broken heart, and let me live again.

Pookey

Wtf am I your fucking driver?

"then you come my house and pick me up la"

cibai

Super glue continued

This is how i ended up with right hand fingers stuck together.

I needed to glue a piece of velcro onto a polishing pad so I rode out to 7-11 to grab some superglue. At Rm 3.90 i was sceptical at how well it would perform. Boy was I in for a surprise!

To use the glue tube you have to poke a hole in the top. you do this by jamming the "spout" into the top and hey presto you get a hole. (the spout has a sharp pointy bit)
I believe the hole wasnt big enough, so I jammed it in somemore not knowing that the spout had already done its job.
Before I could say "daaayuum!" I already had about 0.1 grams worth of super strong fathur mucking glue all over my right hand.
GAAARGGHHH
I spent nearly 15 minutes getting the glue off with thinner and GooGone adhesive remover. No hope. I can only wait till the glue dries up and my dead skin falls off.


$%&*$@

LOL

Scene takes place in Japan

Once we were done at the temple, we drove to our lunch place. All the way, I was busy taking photos, then in the distance, I saw a black shadow, it walked on all fours.

I knew instantly that it was a monkey, but for some reason, I yelled out the chinese word for gorilla!

Everybody looked, but the monkey got scared and ran into the trees.

My house

This is the downstairs lounge of my house people. I didnt have anything to post so I thought I'll post this. Cant call it the living room because no one goes there. Cant call it a dining room or hall because no one eats there. Its for guests to sit and chat if they come over. As you can see, the theme is blue-ish green with beige here and there

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I have no idea what to blog about.
sad.

Quote

"You have to be lost in order to find some place that cannot be found. Otherwise everyone will know where it is."

Kelakar tak leh belah!

12.Am

Annonymous girl: you kat maner? Kitorang kat bawah ni.

Jun: huh....siape ni? Nak cakap ngan siape?

Annonymous girl: nak cakap ngan Adam.

Jun: salah nombor la adik...ni Jun.

Annonymous girl: oh sorry sorry very sorry.


Next morning

SMS from Annoymous girl

Erm, are u sure ur not Adam? Bcoz you sound like Adam, and this is Adam's number.

Jun
No. May I know how you kenal Adam? I'm Aidi. Not adam. maybe you accidently took my number. Kalau nak jumpe boleh.

Annoymous girl
Haha so funny, Aidi? Aidi mana huh? Coz I know a few aidi's but are u sure you're not adam? Coz u freaking sound like him..

Annoymous girl
I kenal adam masa form 5 last year. Coz we were in the same school, and kteorg yesterday patut jumpa utk reunion since I just got back from aussie. Nvrmind, I think he gave me the wrong number kat my friend. Sorry for all the trouble yeah.

Jun
Laa are you 18? You kenal Ji*** tak? Dier designer kan?

Annoymous girl
Yes Im 18. Ji***? Dia study kat australia jugak ke? Which part? I study kat melbourne

Jun
Ji***, not in melbourn. I think you are Haj**, Betul ke?

Annoymous girl
Yes, kenapa eh?

Jun
Ish, your blog is Hajarkuu. my blog is Juneo. I am Junaidi the scientist. Ape la you ni.

Annoymous girl
What? ur Jun? Junaidi? Gosh. I thought you Aidi mana la. I love your blog. Oh that Ji***. Sorry, I macam terpikir melbourne je. But Jihan has nothing to do with this. Coz i got your number from my friend. Audr**. I sekolah at Sri Kl private school. And semalam patut ada reunion. I am so sorry, I tak berniat nak flirt or ganggu u. I btol betol ingat ni adam.

Jun
Hahaha kelakar tul. I'll tell Ji*** about this. Sure gelak.

Annoymous girl
Eh, this cant be Junaidi. Audr** gave me the same number tadi. Jangan main main Adam. Jun tak kenal audrey pun okay. cakap la semalam you taknak pergi.

Jun
I will comment on your blog at 11.12am. Pendapat? I will type "hello, nama saya Junaidi"

Annoymous girl
Adam.. stop it. takpe, I tak marah la pasal semalam. you boleh letak nama u junaidi bila u hantar komen komen. -_- Jun tak baca blog I la.



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TGIF

Queen Zee and +1. Handsome dude, and he rides a bike! A++ for him!

Ben and Rue Jabroni

Rue and myself.



Before the end of the night, I managed to grab a photo with this cutie......okay.....blurred cutie.Thats better, no flash yah. hehehe. This is Michelle Q. Emily Q's sister. The last time I wore that same Christmas hat was during Sri Acmars Band performance in Jaya Jusco Bkt Raja. kekeke.

Can you see what they have in common?

They are all the ladies from the hit series Heroes. can you tell what they have in common?

I hate mondays

1. motor runs out of battery.

2. very early in the morning have to change the gasses. Damn it, its a freaking hot morning and changing gases is NOT funny. I sweat like a pig. And gas tanks are dusty, making my clean shirt all grubby and stained. babi.

3. not only am I sweating like a pig, but an industrial trainee decides to show up at 8 am! The appointment was supposed to be for 2 pm. What if I wasnt there? How?