LOL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
lol
mr tiger, pls put your paws ON the mouse. shame shame.

wooohoo!! got an early bday present

wIts the Halogen lamp with tripod that I really really wanted.

This is a story about a guy who went mad for an Angel part 6.

Hokay about time for a story. This is the continuation of the "mad for an Angel" series.


"A bunch of them stayed on the beach for an hour or two just to enjoy the breeze, the feel of sand in between their toes and to just enjoy each others company."



So some just sat there on the sand making mini sand castles and mini sand sculptures. The occasional awkward silence was there but most of the time they were just laughing their heads off at some joke-probably-lame-as-can-be joke but meh, who cared?

Stars glittered in the night sky. Lol one of them wasnt a star, but was a actually a traditional chinese wishing balloon (you know the ones that you write your wish on) and hope it goes into space.

Jazz was a mixed marshmallow bag of emotions. Emz was sitting not to far from where he was and in fact, probably only an arms length away. Some hyperventilate when a person of such beauty and grace (:chuckle) are in such close proximity.
, some look at their own shoes, look at their own toes, adjust their own buttons, whatever. Jazz however, "tries" to remain cool. HAH
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He really wanted the waves to come up and steal everyone away for a couple of hours to leave only he and Emz on that shore. He knew they didn't have to say much. Just in each others company, back to back. (well yea any other way would be waay too dodgy)

sigh

No, it didnt happen. No waves, no sea faeries, but still, its a memory Jazz cherishes.
The night ended with little small talks in the wee hours of the morning outside Jazz' room. Some falling asleep just sitting down, a few were tipsy and drunk. Some retired to get a good nights rest for the trip home.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

10 things

okay heres a little story to elaborate #1

In form 4, I went to see the Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra play at KLCC and theres a dress code you have to follow. However, my pants were too loose so I needed a belt to hold them up.
Biasa la, form4 feller wearing a suit with new pants, non-taylor made, so you'll need some adjustments to get it right.

So i bought a belt. Hm....the nearest rest room was godknowswhere so I had to settle on waering the belt at the staircase fire escape.

Right. great Idea.

Wore the belt, zipped up pants. everything tucked in.

Time to go back to the hall. ..........wt......hell! I'm stuck. I cant get out of the fire escape. Why? this is what it read on the door on the INSIDE

"THIS DOOR CANNOT BE OPENED FROM THE INSIDE."

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RIGHT! so i proceeded to walk about 5 flights down to the "escape" door. (well duh, if the building is on fire you cant just stay in the fire escape. Guess what? Its locked!
WELL WOOPEEDOO.

WALK back up 5 flights. Yes and this is what I proceeded to do.
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shout HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO anyone on the other SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????


no replies. Well shit la, I'm gonna die starving in the fire escape, with my bones only to be found 5 yrs later.

15 minutes later, this dude opens the door to let me out (or in?) coz my mom finally realised I was missing. -__-

10 things

10 things you didnt know about me

1. When I was 16, I got stuck at KLCC fire escape and couldnt get out. (coz i was trying to adjust my pants and wear a belt away from ppl)

2. When I was 9 I was taken away by Las Vegas Police to a juvenile center because I was alone in a hotel playing coin-operated machine games. (all children under 15 must be accompanied by an adult)

3. I cant walk over a covered longkang (the one in the middle of the footpath with the "besi")

4. I didnt used to like raisins, but now thanks to Baskin Robins, yes pls, I'll have the Rum Raisins. Ddint want to wait already.

5. I got my car licence at the age of 17 yrs 7 months. Finished the driving lessons in 7 hours. And got 17/20 for my driving exam. wth is up with #7 ??!!

6. Got my bike licence at the age of 21. At 20, I failed miserably because my bike went off the jambatan. If the bike wheels or your foot touches the ground, FAIL! GSM (gagal serta merta)

7. I started supporting Man United BEFORE knowing about David Beckham okay! Some ppl just dont get it. Just because Dave left Man united, doesnt mean I dont support Man united anymore.

8. Cant feel an earthquake when I sleeps. My dad woke up once and started mumbling, earth quake earth quake (remember the tsunami?). I didnt even budge.

9. Cannot go out of the house in 3/4 pants or without a shower. Not even if its for 5 minutes.

10. Sometimes have no idea what to write, so if I say I will do 10, its actually only 9.

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2008

ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2007/2008

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TOM

GET WELL SOON!!!!

Wtf part 2

I'm sure some one you may be looking for an update on the sex-starved-3some-lovin perverted girl.

stranger: call me okay. my number is 012 375 3033

jun: sure.

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(something is not right. i mean, i know there are a heck of alot of horny girls out there, but this?? stranger sex AND incest??? you gotta be kidding?.....my alarms were blaring non stop)
...i decided to sms her instead.


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SOme time later in the night
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stranger: oh hello handsome. you want threesome ke?

jun: erm..no. Thats you.

stranger: yup, with your brother.

jun: i told you a billion times, forget it la. He's married. hmmm where do you work?

Stranger: So is that your gf on your facebook?

Jun: No, but thats my good friend.

Stranger: hmm.. you have Ess eee exx often?

Jun: er.......I've been single for a very long time. The last time was....$^%&% (not really)

Stranger: OOWHHH??? waaaaah so long?????????

Jun: doesnt matter. So who do you work for?

Stranger: Have you had a 3some before?

Jun: no. Have you?

Stranger: yah many times. Its fun.

Jun: Ic. glad you enjoy it. Which company do you work for again?

Stranger: mumble mumble %%% insurance group.

Jun: oooh ic. never heard of it. *shrug*

Stranger: Do you have a big one?

Jun: erk...dont know really, i guess i've never compared.

Stranger: huuhhh?? But dont you watch porn?

Jun: porn isnt real. By definition they are actors and the job criteria must have large penis.

Stranger: oh yeah. Where do you download porn?

Jun: (okay confirm 95% already this is pondan -tranny 1. keep asking about porn and 2. the voice change already)
I cant tell you where i download. you have to find that out yourself.

Stranger: wheer???? tell la....

Jun: cannot.



to be continued

taken today 3 .30 pm. last waxed- 2 weeks ago

thanks Nel for reminding me. I should transfer this to my current blog.

Kek Batik

250 gm Butter

1/2 Tin Condensed Milk

1/2 Tsp Vanilla Essence

5 oz Sugar

5 Eggs

5 tbs cocoa

5 tbs Milo

1 packet marrie biscuits. approx 400gm.

1/2 water

Heat half of Butter, sugar, van. essence and milk. Add eggs one by one and mix till smooth.
Add water.

Add milo and mix.

Add cocoa and mix till no cocoa clumps are visible.

Heat slowly.
Add remaining butter. 

Stir till mixture is slightly lumpy and not watery.

Break biscuits into quarter sized pieces.

Place in mould tin.

Pour mixture into tin and press the mixture for approximately 5 minutes till surface is even.

The layers of biscuits are formed upon pressing well. Refridgerate over night.

For added sin, serve with vanilla ice cream.

wtf.........

Stranger: Is Dzul your brother? Couldnt believe it. he is soooo handsome.

Jun: yeah he is. married with 2 kids.

Stranger: oh too bad then. but i can still try.

Jun: haha. but I'm available. :)

Stranger: Call me!
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Stranger: Hello. you didnt call me.

Jun: oh was i supposed to call you immediately?

Stranger: why not?

Jun: ..........

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Stranger: was looking at your bro facebook. he's soooo handsome.

Jun: yeah he is.

Stranger: So should i give it a try?

Jun: nah, he 's loyal.

Stranger: nah, married men never stay loyal.

Jun: with a wife like that, he'll be loyal forever.

Stranger: Why?

jun: She's hot!!

Stranger: so am I not hot? You dont find me attractive?

Jun: i didnt say that.

Stranger: But thats what you meant.

Jun: I said she's hot and my brother wont cheat on a woman like that.

Stranger: sigh. okay. Thought of having a threesome with you and him.

jun: ............................................(about to puke). maybe ....but not with my brother.

Stranger: why?

jun (oh kill me already)

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Sound proofing

This is what you get when you open the satria neo doors. no doubt you will get this on most cars. As only cars above Rm 100 000 only really get sound proofing.










This will soon change as I attempt to install sound proofing onto my car doors. This will not only reduce road noise, but it also means i dont have to blast my sound system. As some of you may know, I am notorious for my temper. I cannot drive to work as morning traffic jams and road noise will elevate my blood pressure to levels undesirable. Which is why whenever possible, i will take public transportation. You may also realise that I have become more and more impatient. So a late train = pissed off Jun. I dare say I speak for the masses.

WE ARE TIRED AND ANGRY. PLS IMPROVE OR PACK UP.

so late train........
or traffic-jams -dirtying -the- air -with -unburnt- hydrocarbons -caused -by- insufficient -flow of -air- into- the -car- intake -manifold- not- to- mention- paying- for- toll.



sooooooooooooooooooo
I shall see what i can do about sound proofing my doors 1st as those are the parts of the body of the car the get used the most *bang*thump*
*slam wtf! can close softly or not?*


oooooh my hair is so soft tonight. interesting......

MQ

heheee got resemblance waan. I dont think its my imagination.
pretty non?


*which reminds me, i better finish my story soon, currently having writers block*

Yamaha R1

A friend and I once discussed about sex on wheels. And we both agreed we liked the same car. Well to me, THIS is sex on two wheels. .drool............this is my dream bike. (er...one that i can actually afford) The "other" dream bike is one that i will never be able to afford.




A 1000 cc crotch rocket capable of hitting 250 kmph without a fuss. Be prepared to set aside Rm 85 k to secure this dream.
I would even go as far as to say this bike is the Ferrari of the motor world. Its not the fastest or most powerful but *my god* can it ride.

Satruday 10th May

In the evening, about 2.30 ish, I decided to drop by this shop in Bukit Kuda, called Cheah Motor.
When i passed by months ago it looked small.
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Now its HUGE.
what do they do?
Well they sell motorbikes of course. Not those kapcai ones. Big monstrous fire breathing ones.
I went inside and it was pure 4th Level heaven. (why i say 4tth level is because there are other shops in KL with more bikes, and of course you need a bigger wallet too) But we'll leave that for another day.
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At first I didnt want to in case i was tempted, but i proceeded to look at the bigger bikes first. These are not 400 cc or 600 cc or even 800 cc. No, these were the 1200-1400 cc bikes. Ok enough cuci mata time to get real. *smacks self*
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A guy working there approached me. Okay one thing about some car or motorbike shops is that you may be served by someone in a black suit,with a nice blue tie, and polished shoes. I dont like these places because if you turned up in a kapchai or kelisa, he'll just look at you and say "who are you?" *hint coughNAZA cough *
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But this dude was in his greasy jeans, green tshirt (coz thats the shop uniform) and spoke in that friendly Malaysian accent tone.
I asked him which bike I prefered. (great start, 1 point for him, he never asked me my budget)
So I proceeded to tell him that
a) I'm a beginner. I dont want a bike bigger than 600 cc.
b) I have a tight budget of under Rm 15 k
c) I will be doing office trips instead of long distance.

He immediately pointed in the direction of 3 nice little bikes that would do the job.
1) The Naza Blade 250 -2nd hand Rm 8 k (new price Rm 15k)
2) A yamaha Virago 500 -2nd hand Rm 9-10 k (new price Rm 40 k)
3) Yamaha FZ150i - brand new. yes just came out a few weeks ago. Rm 8 k

waaaaaaaaaaaah
I immediately fell inlove with one of them. I wont say which one yet. Maybe the pictures will do the talking.
He knew exactly which one i wanted, coz he read my mind! LOL
His reasoning - well,
1) If theres a brand you can trust, why not go for it,
2) Even one is more powerful, you might not be able to trust a Chinese Brand (*cough Naza cough*)
3) A 500 cc bike is very comfortable and strong, but er......you want a 12 year old bike?


pics later.

the virago i mentioned


The naza blade 250

again

another virago

naza


*The FZ150 *

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PAINT THE TOWN RED!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continued

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apa ni???

1.Real name - Junaidi Aminuddin
2.Nickname - jun, junee, JR
3.Married - not for a very long time
4.Male or Female - Male
5.Highschool - Sri Acmar Klang
6.College - TAYLORSSSS COLLEGE!!!!
7.Short or long hair - short la...whatda?
8.Are you a health freak - no
9.Height - 6' 1"
10.Do you have a crush on someone - hell yes..mccutie mccutie mccutie
11.Do you like yourself - no
12.Piercings - HARHARHAR no
13.Righty or Lefty - lefty

FIRST'S

14. First surgery - my toe, almost sliced it off
15. First piercing(s) -jeesh
16. First person you see in the morning - my sisters picture.
17. First award - er i dunno? singing for english week?
18. First sport you joined - running? football? tarik tali?
19. First pet - cant have any. although i did semi adopt a cat i called Sour cream, who had 2 kitten, irish cream, and cookiesncream
20. First vacation - new zealand in 1988
21. First concert - 1998 SUKOM Finale

CURRENTLY

23. Eating - nothing. But i want roti pisang. nadia belanje boleh??
24. Drinking - sirap.
25. I'm about to - detail my car.

YOUR FUTURE

26. Want kids - yea, 11.
27. Want to get married - .....want kids and not get married? what am I? American?
28. Careers in mind - a teacher, a detailer, a baker.

WHICH ONE IS BETTER

29. Lips or eyes - wuh?????? Nose and ears.
30. Hugs or kisses - jeesh pls give me more options.
31. Shorter or taller -either way, i'm still too tall.
32. Romantic or spontaneous - both!!!
33. Sensitive or loud - Sensitive
34. Trouble maker or hesitant - Hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER

35. Kissed a stranger - nope. what on earth for?
36. Drank bubbles - yeah, from coke la or sprite.
37. Lost glasses/contacts - i did lose my shades to some burglars who broke into my house. DKNY you know???!!!!
38. Ran away from home - no
39. Liked someone younger - yes. hehehehehehhe
40. Liked someone older - oh hell yeas!! a 29 yo darling.
41. Broken someone's heart - yea. not proud of it.
42. Been arrested - Yup. i was 8
43. Cried when someone died - yes
44. Liked a friend - i guess.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

45. Yourself - not much.
46. Miracles - not really.
47. Heaven - ya loh.
48. Santa claus - lol, what am I? 14?
49. Angels - yeap.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY ~*

50. Is there one person you want to be with right now - uhuh. very badly.
51. Do you believe in God - Yes la.
52. Tag 5 people - Nadia Ho, christine Ho, Sheryn Chin. Emily Q. ...e.r....dunno who else

Saturday 10th May

Alright spent most of the day sleeping, lol i woke up at 12 after two sleepless nights. This dude from the satrianeoclub needed my help around Klang to go look for rims. He wanted to meet up at 12.

Lan: bro, we go around 12 boleh?
Jun: er...too early la bro (coz i'll be fast asleep). How about you call me at 2 then we go. Coz I need to do some stuff at home (which was true, needed to clean the vacuum)
lan: okay bro, at 2 i call you.

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3.30 still no word from Lan.
finally
Lan: bro, come we go now. Where to meet ah?
Jun: O.o ...okay, which part of klang do you know?
Lan: nothing
Jun. -_______________- (so i gave him instructions to meet at Berkeley Corner)

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Lan: bro? ok i pass the toll already. batu Tiga right?
Jun: ..... no you have to go all the way to Klang, sungai rasah.
Lan: oh ....okay. coming coming...
Jun: (its already 4)

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So while waiting for him i went to the bank. Then just outside, two ladies started checking out my car. eeeeeeeee heheheh. These were ladies who worked for some beauty facial spa thingy.
So they started complimenting me and the car. fuah....whats going on man.
Then it clicked when one of them said she was getting one of her own, a dark blue neo. Oooooooooooo NICE!
Then started talking about rims, stripes. Best nyer....

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Off to meet Lan.
We drive to Jalan kapar, which took 20 minutes from berkeley Roundabout. Coz of the stupid jam. Normally it takes 5 minutes.
na beh.
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took him to some rim shops. He finally got what he wanted. The bitch of a man working there was being damn lan Si. I hate this kind of Klang attitude. Feed him his own cock baru tau. The workers not so bad, but these kind of "managers" are those i hate most.
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off to Shah Alam for meeting with Neoclub. Searched everywhere from section 10, to 11 to 9 and to 6 as well. Still cannot find the elusive place. All that I had was a stupid google satellite picture.
took off, went home, time for dinner anyway.

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fuckk!!!!

flying fucking fuck!

fuck flying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!

12th Asian Chemical Congress @ PWTC

can you hear me snoring??
Left2Right: Zairey, Asma
left2right: me, Amiron
May Thang aka Dai May
Dr Neoh aka Bee Keat aka Neoh Ah Bee
May Hong aka Sai May






Asma again
Jun tham chiak